Monday, February 6, 2012

It's Halftime in America.

No dogs. No monkeys. No babes. No babies. No stud muffins.  Just amazing words. Thank you, Weiden & Kennedy. Thank you, Clint Eastwood. Thank you, Chrysler. Thank you for the quiet roar of your words:



"It's Halftime. Both teams are in their locker rooms discussing what they can do to win this game in the second half. It's halftime in America, too. People are out of work and they're hurting. And they're all wondering what they're gonna do to make a comeback. And we're all scared because this isn't a game. The people in Detroit know a little something about this. They almost lost everything. But we all pulled together. Now Motor City is fighting again. I've seen a lot of tough eras, a lot of downturns in my life. Times when we didn't understand each other. It seems that we've lost our heart at times. The fog of division, discord and blame made it hard to see what lies ahead. But after those trials we all rallied around what was right and acted as one. Because that's what we do. We find our way through tough times, and if we can't find one we'll make one. All that matters now is what's ahead. How do we come from behind? How do we come together? And how do we win? Detroit's showing it can be done. And what's true about them is true about all of us. This country can't be knocked out with one punch. We get right back up again, and when we do, the world is gonna hear roar of our engines. Yeah, it's halftime, America. And our second half's about to begin."



http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-super-bowl-commercials/09000d5d826a09d0/Halftime-in-America

Sunday, February 5, 2012

When you're unemployed do you...

a. Put off that costly dental work until you find employment
b. Get it done, but save on anesthesia, as the termination process has already numbed you to all pain
c. Use your diamond implants in your other teeth to pay for the work
c. Extract all your teeth, put them under your pillow and hope the tooth fairy leaves some money

Saturday, February 4, 2012

When you're unemployed do you...

a. Make your martinis with cheaper gin
b. Use a domestic brand of vermouth
c. Buy smaller olives
d. None of the above

When you're unemployed do you...

a. Switch the dog to the store brand dog food.
b. Start eating the store brand dog food yourself.
c. Start eating the dog.
d. All of the above.