Apple advertising, RIP

Died of a severe case of advertisingitis, and a massive loss of Jobsian aesthetics. Survived by a room full of celebrity mongering Hollywood hucksters who think stand up comics are "cool."  And so, the slice of death returns.  Oh gosh, can I write this blog on my macbook before the plane lands? I don't know - please - somebody help me.  Help me, Mr. Mac Brain.  Can they bring back the magic of Steve before Apple crash lands?  If this crap is any indication, I doubt it.