2 questions about the Govt Shutdown

 1. Will we still be able to fire missiles?  2. If so, can we strap members of the tea party to them?

This guy saved me the trouble of trying to write a Raven parody of my own

'The Ravens' (with apologies to Edgar Allan Poe)

Cat on a hot tin heat register

Bruce Springsteen: THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND

Hallelujah best version eva

Low T?

Remember when you’d start a fight with someone for absolutely no reason at all?

Have sex with anything that moved?

Remember those wonderful days when you’d use an assault weapon to cut down small trees in your yard?

Get into a screaming match with your best friend over a baseball stat.

And regularly drive at speeds over 100 miles an hour.  Drunk.  

Remember when you loved blood, guts and gore in movies? And in real life.

And you supported any American war for any reason.

Well, if you’re starting to notice you’re engaging in hostile, high-risk behaviors less and less these days, don’t worry. 

It may not be because you’re getting older, or starting to grow a brain.

You could be suffering from an easy-to-treat syndrome  - Low T!

Low T affects millions of American men over the age of 40.  
So why not get it checked out? 

After all, you’ve got a neighbor who always parks way too close to your driveway who's just waiting to be hit with a ball peen hammer!

Harry Reid Says ‘Childish’ Eric Cantor Shouldn’t Be At The Negotiating Table

Harry Reid Says ‘Childish’ Eric Cantor Shouldn’t Be At The Negotiating Table: ABC News' Sunlen Miller (@SunlenMiller) reports: And the budget battle continues on the Hill today. Following a testy exchange at the White House last night between House Majority Leader Eric Cantor, R-Va.,  and President Obama, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., said today that Cantor...